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Dyre
The Artist of The Schlock
dyre@theschlock.com
profile-
I am a Schlock.. a normal
childhood, a normal life, all normality... and
i hate it.. there is nothing that makes me any
different for any other person i've ever encountered..
there is no deep dark family secret that pains
the earth.. no deformality that makes me look
like a freak... i am normal, except i know that
i am normal and strive to be different.. why
the fuck would i want to be some predictable
food-eating mammal, when i can regret and dwell
on being one....
currently-
i am attending the University
of Wisconsin for a Mathematics Major, Computer
Science Minor, and International Studies Minor...
although i wish to become a better artist, i
cannot continue through life without support
from another skill of mine... but until then
i'm also an officer for our college's anime
club...
interests-
my main interests lie
within the sounds for Europe, the empathy of
drama, and the sights of japan.. i love the
sounds of Electronica beats pulsing within my
ears.. the silent thunder of variations in tone
and bass are magnificient.. i also love a thoughtful
piece of creativity.. like a heartfelt love
story that expresses all the emotions, or the
bewilderment of psycological confusion.. artists
and directors strive to add these to their works
but few succeed.. Japan is another main interest
of mine.. Their animation is far superb to that
elsewhere in the world.. they succeed at all
aspects of animation.. with artwork, animation,
story, characters, and development.. I am also
an avid console gamer as well.. a devoted fan
to Squaresoft which tests my fandom more and
more each Final Fantasy... my three favorties
genres are Racing, Role Playing and Rhythm..
i excel at Gran Turismo, Final Fantasy, and
Dance Dance Revolution ^_^ ...
favorite people-
Sasha, Junkie XL, Hybrid,
Shpongle, Paul Oakenfold (before 2000)
Jhonen Vasquez, Todd McFarlane (before 2000)
Richard Linklater, Darren Aronofsky, Christopher
Nolan, Paul Thomas Anderson, Hayao Miyazaki,
Tetsuo Nomura, Hideaki Anno, Bill Watterson
favorite things-
Northern Exposure, AirDrawnDagger,
Tales of the Inexpressible
Invader Zim, Squee, Johnny the Hommicidal Maniac,
The Maxx
Waking Life, Requeim for a Dream, Pi, Memento,
Insomnia, American Beauty, Magnolia, Fight Club,
Laputa, Nausicaa, Whisper of the Heart, Princess
Mononoke, Spirited Away, Evangelion, Kareshi
Kanojo no Jijou, FLCL
Final Fantasy Tactics, Vagrant Story, Chrono
Cross, Xenosaga, Dance Dance Revolution, Gran
Turismo
Calvin & Hobbes
locale-
SouthWest Wisconsin &
Minneapolis
November 11th,
2002
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Gelicia
The Fangirl of The Schlock
gelicia@gelicia.com
profile-
Well, I’m a 17 year
old girl from Wisconsin. Brown hair, brown eyes.
I’m pretty content with everything, I guess.
Horray!
currently-
I’m a senior in high
school, and plan on attending UW Madison next
year to major in Computer Engineering. If I
get in…O.O I’m a board member of our
school's GSA, and I'm also the president of
the Computer Club.
interests-
I like anime, obviously.
I like video games too, but I haven’t sat
down and played hardcore for a long time. Uh,
I like to draw, but I’m not good at it.
I like to listen to Gackt and Tatu, Type O Negative
and Skinny Puppy, J rock and…well that’s
about it, but I like it. I like shounen ai and
DDR. Mostly you’ll find me wasting my life
away online though. Not doing my homework. My
favorite site in the whole world is www.fark.com.
My favorite foods are TGI Friday’s bacon
cheeseburgers, McDonald’s Cheeseburgers,
Famous Dave’s ribs, and a whole slew of
other things that aren’t remotely good
for you.
favorite people-
Gackt (sexy hot singer),
Julia (of Tatu), Piro (Megatoyko), David Eddings,
Kurt Vonnegut, Dave Barry (authors), Nightow
(Trigun), Hellsing people, Masamune Shiro (Ghost
in the Shell), Gainax, all the shounen ai doujinshi
artists of the world, the Gravitation Lady,
and whoever invented Silly Putty
favorite things-
Heh, yay! I wrote a whole
rant about this, now I get more! Okay. I’ll
limit myself to 50. Dark chocolate, FLCL, Hellsing,
Pringles, Trigun, snickers bars, anime parties,
anime cons, anime rooms, anime full computers,
a spool of anime full CDs, awesome anime suppliers,
shounen ai, Gackt pics, Vanilla coke, cool looking
pens, sweet looking drawings, cute people, oekakis,
hair gel, blue mascara, MST3k, Fark.com, cable
ties, cheap pants from thrift stores, finished
math homework, graphing calculators, getting
webpages to work, telling an asshole to shut
up, rainbow things, the phone, email, Baka-chan
(my computer), having money, Hello Kitty products,
awesome action figures, fractal tights, Vanilla-live,
getting things to work, black long-sleeved shirts,
hoodies, fireplace, my burner, the perfect CD
with all good music, The Onion, my sketchbook,
your mom, online journals, caffeine, cool stuff.
locale-
East Wisconsin
November 15th,
2002
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IMPRESSIONS
thoughts on the modern marvel
of artistic interpretation through the means of entertainment
and so forth...
TREASURE
PLANET
there's a good reason why abbreviated,
this movie stands for TP...
OUT
OF THIS WORLD
one of the most underrated games
of all time taking a closer look....
THE
RING
a shinning example of how Hollywood
got where it is today...
KINGDOM
HEARTS
don't knock it until you try it, and then you can
knock it...
Xenosaga
I - Der Wille zur Macht
the first of the six game series spanning over the
largest story of any video game to date...
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PHOTOGRAPHY
coming soon..
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FEATURED
VENUES
special
articles addressing specific issues and topics laid
out in an orderly fashion for your viewing/reading...
Art at
the Turn of the Century
it took 15 goddamn hours to wirte this fucking thing,
so you'd better enjoy it !!
Emulation
- 16bit Goodness
go back in time about a decade and venture some of
the best squaresoft had to offer...
Nikki Pics
This is the mascot this i draw for my local anime
club, spamm.. although i haven't done a whole lot
of work on her...
Twine Ball
2001
crusty 'ol pictorial of our journey to the biggest
ball of twine in minnesota
Stu goes
to Japan
back in the high school day, stu learned japan, and
japan learned of him...
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